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A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
October 26, 2007
Net Cow
Our oil is a well-known newfound burning lubricating substance established to instantly increment the force and size of your erections, and offer you a much more violent and satisfying intimate adventure.
So much could be said here. I could go the Lord of the Rings route and say "It burrrrrns massster, the preciousssss". I could go Star Wars and say "Use the force". I could point out that it's really quite disturbing that this product is offering a violent intimate adventure.
Instead though, I'll just point at the email's title and giggle. Net Cow - what your cybergirlfriend turns into when the relationship's over.
So much could be said here. I could go the Lord of the Rings route and say "It burrrrrns massster, the preciousssss". I could go Star Wars and say "Use the force". I could point out that it's really quite disturbing that this product is offering a violent intimate adventure.
Instead though, I'll just point at the email's title and giggle. Net Cow - what your cybergirlfriend turns into when the relationship's over.
