A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

June 30, 2004

So why not save some money?

My god!! You're a genius!! That's such a well-thought out plan, I so should have thought of that!!

June 29, 2004

Your information could be comprised

Comprised of what? Information, one might imagine?

Re: don't delete my e-mail thanks boletus

*delete*

Oops.

June 28, 2004

you here yet

Yup. Where are you? Can't see you...

June 27, 2004

Re: my pictures are ready now slimy

Oh come on, you *know* you can't sweet-talk me.

June 26, 2004

Only for you! Watch out now apprehend

That first bit sounds good. The second bit sounds...not so good...

June 25, 2004

Twenty dollars to play with

Twenty?! How easy do you think I am??

June 24, 2004

XLPI,,Going Crazy, Huge News! decedent

Someone I don't know, called XLPI, is going crazy. And this is huge news why? Because he's already dead?

butterfly endogamy

I hope you're doing that with veterinarian supervision.

June 23, 2004

mustache crossover

Sounds bad. Like in Ghostbusters where you can't cross the streams?

Message subject

K, obviously you are new at this whole spam thing. You're supposed to delete that "Message subject" bit and type in a subject for your message...am I going too fast for you?

you are ailve!

nope, no ailves here, sorry

For every love there is a heart somewhere

Are you sure that's the right way around?

But I said oh well and tried it out, and within j

Within j...what? was it good? was it bad? don't leave me hanging!!

i've had eonugh of your bluslhit

Oh, sorry. If I can work out what it is, I'll keep it to myself...

June 22, 2004

No place like hokb

Yeah, I hear Hokb is a great place to live.

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