Strange Spam: October 2004

A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

October 29, 2004

dont worry about photo cops anymore

Um...what is a photo cop?

I'm worrying now...

5:20 pm 0 comments

Download all system tmdfv

Yeah, system tmdfv is so hot right now, anyone would kill to download some of that.

5:15 pm 0 comments

Our little secret

So well-kept, even I don't know!

5:14 pm 0 comments

What do you have to l0se? saturday

Well count me out. I'm not giving up my Saturdays.

5:08 pm 0 comments

October 20, 2004

Denise discovers amazing, new way to earn money a

Well good for Denise! All she needs to do now is find an amazing way to earn money B.

11:17 pm 0 comments

October 19, 2004

Hello, Massive DlCK under Attack!!

I don't usually post the obvious ones...but I have a great mental image about this. Look out, everyone!! It's under attack!! Incoming!!!

;)

10:31 pm 0 comments

Having no interest in activities can go on for a

Fill in the blank:

a) long time
b) plush rabbit
c) $@#%!$&
d) Radio?

10:30 pm 0 comments

anarch dispelling difficulty

Good to hear they are being so helpful!

10:29 pm 0 comments

your infected with spyware - cage

My cage is not infected with spyware, thankyou. I run a virus checker between the bars every week.

10:27 pm 0 comments

October 18, 2004

Let us lower that payment

I so hope you mean you'll lower the *debt*.

9:05 pm 0 comments

October 16, 2004

Bargain offer for your fidelity garrisonian

Are you questioning my honour??

4:43 pm 0 comments

Identical pharmaceuticals -- gnomish cost!

They all look the same, and only cost 1 pot of gold!

Oh wait, that's leprechauns. What currency do gnomes use again?

4:41 pm 0 comments

October 14, 2004

This phemeci is new! Over night shjpping! stove

Merriam Webster says:

Suggestions for phemici:
1. famishes
2. flimsy
3. fairyism
4. fermis
5. phlegmiest
6. pharmacy
7. famously
8. fumiest
9. fermiums
10. foamiest

Suggestions for shjpping:
1. shopping
2. shipping
3. Shijiazhuang
4. shagbark
5. -genetic
6. shaggymane
7. shaggy-dog
8. shaggier
9. satiating
10. showgirl
11. shaggymanes
12. shaggiest

So obviously, this email is meant to be letting me know about a new fairyism (apparently that would be something with the power to enchant), that grows a shaggy mane overnight, on the stove.

Well, to each his own!

9:13 pm 0 comments

October 13, 2004

You need only 15 minutes to prepare for the night

First minute, turn on the lights.
Second minute...um, ummmmmmmmmm...I'll come back to this one.
Third minute...

?

10:12 pm 0 comments

Rolex's for ever ! - bulldoze

Bulldoze all Rolexes!

10:11 pm 0 comments

October 11, 2004

For our clients (encoder)

Ooh! Your clients get encoded? Sign me up! I always wanted to be indecipherable!

6:25 pm 0 comments

assist your mother with her pain

To cause it, or to relieve it?

6:24 pm 0 comments

Your Job is at stake.

If I open your email at work, yeah, maybe.

6:23 pm 0 comments

Round the samovar and the hostess the conversation had been meanwhile...

The hostess stopped to pull up her socks...POP goes the...

Oh, sorry. So catchy, I got distracted.

6:20 pm 0 comments

October 09, 2004

get drugs in your own privacy

Ouch.

10:53 pm 0 comments

ueigfb, do you happen

I happen all the time. In fact I might go so far as to say I happen every day.

10:51 pm 0 comments

eg, the coat rack

I can't imagine what the coat rack might be an example of...maybe "things to avoid in the dark" or "things that are mounted on the wall", or maybe even "things you should hang your coat on." Yes, that's probably it.

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