A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

December 14, 2007

SStart earning straight from your home

S-s-single bed...oh, sorry. That song is just so catchy, although I don't know the line above.

Although it could also be referring to that grand old vessel, the SS Tart.

December 10, 2007

Get a calm CIS girlfriend to spend good time with

Useful for when you are going, say, sailing. But if you ask nice they might also have the "un-calm" ones...

Sexy baby and bad erection respectability

Ah yes, well do we all know the stigma attached to having bad erection respectability.

Save up to 70% on the meds you need flared

The discount is a little lower than usual, because making them flared takes a bit of extra time and effort. Oh and of course uses slightly more material.

botany hand

Some have green fingers. Others have entire botany hands.

December 04, 2007

Bottle Space Shuttle Space Shuttle Boy

If you fall off the white line, you may be able to redeem yourself if you can say this line ten times fast. Accurately.

December 01, 2007

Drill Knife Guitar Torch Eraser Bird Compact Disc

If that's the answer, I'd hate to see the question...

This Watch is inconceivable

You'll need to read some really thick books to even begin to grasp the concept.

How It's not rid of course, I don't know nothing of

I don't know nothing of how it's not rid, either. Of course, it should be.

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