A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

March 27, 2008

what’s up Partner

Not sure, but I agree that they're walking funny....

March 17, 2008

crucifixion disembowel, barbarian bounce.

Just two of the new dance crazes sweeping across Europe this year!

boot candy ....

For those foot fetishists who think they've got it all.

Hi ablate :)

adroit annal bushwhack
babcock bunsen chromatogram
crewman anglo annoyance
cartographer crocodile
concretion backorder cursor confect

crisp adrift

The sole survivor of the great Pringles collision in the South Pacific

Flashing Tits!

This range of christmas tree lights from the English Ornathological society was doomed to failure.

Asian Smoking hot fresh and spicy chick

Mmm, Red Chicken curry!

celsius cowgirl cafeteria

Hot dinner on the hoof?

do they have a water pistol down there?

..or are they just pleased to see me?

take a trip into their beavers!

Ah, the Canadian Tourism Board's ill-advised advertising campaign encouraging Endoscopy Anonymous members to visit.

This is multi-prat mossage in MIME form att

It was certainly WRITTEN by a multi-prat.

Nice mossage though, I'm lichen it (ok, ok, I'll leave the stage)

convoke aida afloat bohemia, blanche

Indeed.

A blonde in pantyhose doing a guy from Amadeus

Oooh, ROCK me Amadeus.

perhaps lory cow took away

...or perhaps not. Stay tuned.

twitter cat commenced remark perhaps

Ah, Schroedinger's Twitter Cat.
Did it commence its remark or not? Does the act of observing the twitter change the Twitter Cat's status? Hmmmm. Deep.

become gorgeous wanting

For those who like their desires to be literal

Virgin magnify your phallus

What WILL Richard Branson come up with next?

Please hear me for the sake of humanity

Look Mariah, I keep telling you - I don't care how long you can hold that high note for, I still think you sound like a 56K modem trying to handshake. Now, please rejoin Whitney, Janet, Beyonce and LaToya in the pit of eternal vocal stench.

It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally

If you think I look suprised now, you should have seen my face the first time I received this scam in the 1990s!

Please endeavour to use it for children of God with warm hearts

Sorry, I could only find cold hearted heretic teenagers - will they do?

I am a 48 year old window

You were framed!

Can you honestly help me as your son and daughter?

My poor untrusting gender-confused child, what ails thee this time?

THIS MATER NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION ASAP

Mother has gotten SO demanding these days.
Freud would be proud.

working to benefit somebody else behind you?

There's nobody behi.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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