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A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
January 31, 2005
Tired of plastic women? Hook up with a real girl
Yeah, you should! Because when people talked to you about dating Barbie dolls, they didn't expect that you would take them *literally*.
Dies I. Creatively
Too good a sender name to leave unmentioned. :)
RE: Found match!
So you don't need the lighter then!
Re:discussion with your tablets
OK, here's a hint: if they are talking, they aren't strong enough.
January 27, 2005
You must transform to the unexcelled human for her.
"My medicine is :
- likely to be used as a performance foil"
(is that like aluminium foil for high achievers?)
"- has key vantage over another medicine"
(just the one other medicine)
"- can last for four days"
(what if you need to go to work or something? Wouldn't that look a bit suspect?)
"- can erect up in the organic structure"
(Oh good!)
- likely to be used as a performance foil"
(is that like aluminium foil for high achievers?)
"- has key vantage over another medicine"
(just the one other medicine)
"- can last for four days"
(what if you need to go to work or something? Wouldn't that look a bit suspect?)
"- can erect up in the organic structure"
(Oh good!)
TheNalfon works by slowing the central nervous system aristocratic
Oh yeah. Slow my central nervous system, that sounds safe and side-effect free! I don't care how arisotcratically you do it!!
Look...Here Lmhagama
Wow! A real-life Lmhagama!
January 26, 2005
Tyree said to send this over 8
Tyree said to send this over 8 what? Metres? Times? Camels?
January 24, 2005
Dnot mvoe form yuor hosue
Anything you say!
So, do you mean I should stay inside all the time? Or not sell the house?
Either way, why?
So, do you mean I should stay inside all the time? Or not sell the house?
Either way, why?
Amaze the women in your life with a bigger penis!
Yes, your sister will be thrilled! Your mother will show off photos to all the other mothers in the supermarket! Your great-aunts will tell stories about you to all the other people in the nursing home!
The Htoestt Housewires waiting for you
House wires?
Hot ones?
Would this or would this not cause the house to burn down?
Hot ones?
Would this or would this not cause the house to burn down?
January 23, 2005
You guys have made my dreams come true
Yes, yes, we are like that.
This great savvings is avaialble for you specially
Itt is? Awwwwwwww, thanks!
Deedgreez available from N0N–AccrWedited UniverFsities
I think yours must be the best non-accredited university ever. Just look at the quality of the spam email your graduates produce!
Would a $1000 a Day ... Change Your Reality
I Don't Know ... Give It To Me And We'll Find Out
January 20, 2005
Soft tab + free kamasutra book. WOW!
This offer is so you maintain the illusion that their products really work.
Any narcotics at 0.2 9$ for dose
Wow! 0.2 9$! That's cheap...er, expensi-...um, a price...isn't it? Is it?
January 19, 2005
Make money with your bank account.
Make money? With a bank account? Like, earning extra money just for having it sitting in a bank account? Preposterous! Whoever heard of such a ridiculous idea!
Surprise your girlfriend this night and make her feel better! urethane sauterne
You throw some chemicals and wine on her, and I'm sure she will be surprised. Don't know about better, but certainly surprised.
We believe, this is what you take.
I don't wanna know how you found this out. Just don't tell anyone else, k?
January 18, 2005
burnable SYMANNTEC, PC GAMES, MACR0MEDIA, M1CR0S0FT
They're burnable! Either you can copy them to another CD - or you can set them alight!
maybe \/AL11UM, AMB11EN, XANAAX, TUSSI0NEEX, C1AL1IS, \/11AGRRA, AD1PEX FROM $65
Maybe those drugs, will it? Maybe not? Maybe some cheap brand from a company that can't afford to license the use of the letter "i"?
January 17, 2005
STOP PAYING_FOR YOUR_PAYPERVIEW Channels
I'm guessing someone will take them away if I do that.
spend very little to buoy All Adobe Soft
Must be doing well, if they can be buoyed by so little spending.
January 16, 2005
Rich woman needs to talk to a girl
She does? Why? About what? Does the fact that she is rich make this offer more attractive for any reason?
Need website traffic? see this..-i 4229 cnxj
I see it. How does it help?
January 15, 2005
Better than the real thing
I'll assume everyone can guess what this email was about.
Now, tell me why it is better to have to rely on medication in order to be an active participant in this activity.
Duh.
Now, tell me why it is better to have to rely on medication in order to be an active participant in this activity.
Duh.
Awaiting Response [2nd try]
You're onto your 2nd try at awaiting a response? Well you aren't very good at it, are you? A better person would have kept on waiting, and still been on their first try.
Married whores cossack
Strange group to add to your military. But okay.
Better prices this week only
Then, we go back to the crappy prices we had before.
January 12, 2005
Pampered and dissolvable lozenges for serious individuals
Serious individuals only take pampered lozenges, of course..
January 10, 2005
Go Aehad
*chants* Go Aehad! Go Aehad! Go Aehad!
bassi Anexsia is a similar to the Indocin
This sounds like an avant-garde band name to me.
January 09, 2005
Get the biggest cock in town this year!
In my town, we aren't big on competition to have the largest rooster. We just don't keep a lot of poultry. But thanks for the offer.
Fwd: I owe you one
You can't forward on favours so that the original owing person now owes two million people one. That's just not nice.
Cute Woman camel toe
Traditional ideas of beauty are so passe. Give me a woman that resembles a camel toe any day of the week.
Equivalent narcotics - elfin monetary value!
Elves now is it? No more of that leprechaun gold? Are these drugs going to cost me in the currency of trolls, goblins, or fairies next?
Eminem wears Rolex
Oh puh-lease! Will you get it through your head that I don't want a Rolex...and I don't care who else is wearing one, you will not change my mind!!
Slutty Posrtitute to date with you
Uh huh. Sweet talk me, why don't you.
cupid Save on your Lodine
You know times are tough when Cupid is hitting the hard stuff.
January 07, 2005
This dispatch must vary your biography!
Alter my history, vary my biography...actually, that could happen, hmmm...
...what did you find out about me exactly...?
...what did you find out about me exactly...?
get relieved now -- relax with online shopping
Ahhhhh, shopping.
January 05, 2005
Four beautiful matches
Turns out they aren't talking about the kind that light campfires. Which is a shame, because that would have been good to see.
