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A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
July 25, 2005
Senders...
Practiced D. Swans
Prosaically Q. Feasibly
Hyperventilate K. Boggle
Airsick C. Phoenixes
Prosaically Q. Feasibly
Hyperventilate K. Boggle
Airsick C. Phoenixes
You have feelings of guilt and embarrassment...
They'd be the ones I can't control, yeah?
Good morning Sir Pmj, most efficient pharmacy
Er, sure.
Re: livecams for free sparrow
Caged sparrows, of course, cannot use webcams. That would be preposterous.
You are the best? you can me money..
I'm not the best, I'm sorry. You'll have to can your money elsewhere.
YLHBa MQt8g
KHf7 BNaw9K Nb25H
Oh, you are not able to control your feelings!
Oh, are we in an Enid Blyton novel?
Don't be the "little guy" in the club... northboundhydrodynamic
Don't be little. Be Northboundhydrodynamic!
Relish your lifetime with Human Increase Hormone
"After the 19 years, your organic structure sluggishly blocks carries out
a significant hormone known as Mortal Growth Internal Secretion.
The step-down of it, that regulates grades of another hormones
in our trunk is shortly responsible for many of the largest
ordinary signs of eld, for example wrinkles, gray light hair,
dwindled power, and lessened intimate role."
Two bad translations of the same spam!
a significant hormone known as Mortal Growth Internal Secretion.
The step-down of it, that regulates grades of another hormones
in our trunk is shortly responsible for many of the largest
ordinary signs of eld, for example wrinkles, gray light hair,
dwindled power, and lessened intimate role."
Two bad translations of the same spam!
Savor your lifetime with Somebody Growth Internal Secretion
"After the 25 age, our trunk slowly halts makes
a important internal secretion known as Somebody Increase Hormone.
The decrease of it, that controls levels of other internal secretions
in your physical structure is immediately liable for many of the largest
frequent badges of eld, for example crinkles, gray hair,
declined energy, and vitiated intimate purpose."
a important internal secretion known as Somebody Increase Hormone.
The decrease of it, that controls levels of other internal secretions
in your physical structure is immediately liable for many of the largest
frequent badges of eld, for example crinkles, gray hair,
declined energy, and vitiated intimate purpose."
Your perfect soldering tool: Cold Heat
That sounds heaps better than the Lukewarm Cool I have been using.
Repetitive or uncontrollable behavior
Delete-Delete-Delete-Delete-Delete
You said once you like Rolex.
I lied. Deal with it.
my mother emailed you! agav hoscm fed
You'd think that if I was emailed that by anyone's mother, I'd remember..
are you sitll mad at me ?
Yes. Watch me not read your email.
July 05, 2005
We always offer the super things for gentlemen!
Like Superman, Superwoman, Supernumerary, Superannuation, Superfluousity...
July 01, 2005
Re: carcass asteroid
Two things you don't want to run across in a dark alley?
The brainwashing software they tried to ban
Software? What if you aren't a computer?