A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

July 30, 2006

it is regretful for the time it has been since we have rapped

"Saw somthing that reminded me of you so i wanted to accord with you."

Do you also want to civic with me? We could rap about civics...

July 25, 2006

Here is my answer...

"Hello did you receive this? I tried to email you, but havent heard back.
how are you? What going on? I sent you the letter, but you did not answer him.
I shall write once again the letter and I shall send you.
I shall be very glad, if we shall be friends on correspondence and even more.
We can learn each other more close and probably even to meet.
To me of 27 years, and to you? I hope, that you can answer to me
and we will be friends and even more. I can send you the photo,
and you send me, then so we can write about ourselves so we learn
each other better. !"

July 12, 2006

Powerup and rock her

What is she - an amp?

You don’t know what is the best revenge for your ex girlfriend

Then I will try multiple things...I'm versatile.

July 02, 2006

Fun, roof gardener

Roof gardeners have more fun!

Tell darren I said hi

Darren, whoever you are, Clark says hi.

Excuse server: widely

It's a very bad server...we need you excuse it far and wide.

Men with big #@!$ are more successful in life than the ones with small #@!$

Not that you are generalising or anything. There have probably been some very indepth studies done on this very topic.

Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation

Don't eat until you are boring, or drink until you levitate?

Your money, milk-and-watery

OK, that is just gross. Please wash the watery milk off and dry it before you give it back to me. And I am never lending to you again!

All weight lost massages are child talk in comparison to Hoodia 920+.

Oh no! I lost my weight massage! Lucky it's only child talk.

She thinks you are perfect and a wonderful choice for her.

Of course, we all know love is blind.

Bubbles nice dinosaurs magical

You found some pretty coloured pills before you saw the nice bubbles and magical dinosaurs, didn't you.

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