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Anthology of Spam Poetry
A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
October 30, 2007
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Warning: friction burns may irritate.
rude diskette
... full 3.5 inches exposed!
You Rock!
Ya Rly.
Charge your woody 110% and have a lifetime fiesta
I have a terrible mental image of what a woody charger would look like now. Thanks a lot.
Viagra! Cialis! Cedric's going with Cho Chang, Harry said dully.
Poor Cedric. A simple wingardium leviosa failed. Also beyond the help of Madame Ponfrey's careful ministrations it seems.
Dear instant noodle lover!
I resent that! I like cheap noodles too.
Straining yourself when you are with woman?
No, I sit in this colander when I'm with guys too.
CAN TFZP CAPTURE A BIG PIECE OF THE PERISHABLE SHIPPING REFRIGERANT MARKET?
Who knows? Who cares?!
CHEEP FHARMERCY
Presumably this is where you get discount chicken farmers from?
October 26, 2007
Hey baby :) Searching for cheap high-quality software?
No, I was looking for my car keys but thanks for playing.
Guaranteed & proven by Doctor's
By doctor's what?
screw tube adenosine eggplant
Yeah! Screw 'em!
dare bonanza! frilly policeman
Wow, that's quite a dare.
DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET!
Ok the... hang on a minute! You nearly had me there!
Man's trouble ? Tired? we may help you...
...or we may not. Life's a lottery really isn't it.
TIME TO DIE T
I pity the foo.
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Email has come so far lately. You can even go e-postal.
cloddish hamster sausage
I hear the gerbil burgers are much more refined.
thatcher - coy scuba wee
This is why you don't take aging politicians diving.
hetrosexual eyeball, kamikaze tapeworm
I can't look. I simply can't.
pokerface horseplay
They'll never suspect a thing!
Hopping to meet that someone special?
No, I'm hopping to save wear on one shoe.
Get cheep medz!! %llama!
forth vaginal effluvium pap
ambassador james roadhouse salvador
tacit singlet
chemistry compacter
bricklaying chicagoan bindweed
Thanks.... Um, I'd suggest you stop sampling your wares for a while.
ambassador james roadhouse salvador
tacit singlet
chemistry compacter
bricklaying chicagoan bindweed
Thanks.... Um, I'd suggest you stop sampling your wares for a while.
Guvenment don't wannt me to spell
Keep it up, you're doing your country proud!
I am lord of myself, accountable to neo.
Dammit. There's a glitch in the matrix again.
Carport Simpson Copyright 2004
organometallic glottal lunar beasties
censor centrifuge girth!
vending transcontinental snout oboes
to divisible expectant krauts.
stopcock amethyst stopcock.
earnest flaxen carp radiographers
applique baggy pentecostal tonsils!
lucille begins boyish strip
in humus.
on broadway.
censor centrifuge girth!
vending transcontinental snout oboes
to divisible expectant krauts.
stopcock amethyst stopcock.
earnest flaxen carp radiographers
applique baggy pentecostal tonsils!
lucille begins boyish strip
in humus.
on broadway.
Bachelors, masters, MBA, and one has a banana. They go eee....eee...
This is a student. This is a student on drugs.
Net Cow
Our oil is a well-known newfound burning lubricating substance established to instantly increment the force and size of your erections, and offer you a much more violent and satisfying intimate adventure.
So much could be said here. I could go the Lord of the Rings route and say "It burrrrrns massster, the preciousssss". I could go Star Wars and say "Use the force". I could point out that it's really quite disturbing that this product is offering a violent intimate adventure.
Instead though, I'll just point at the email's title and giggle. Net Cow - what your cybergirlfriend turns into when the relationship's over.
So much could be said here. I could go the Lord of the Rings route and say "It burrrrrns massster, the preciousssss". I could go Star Wars and say "Use the force". I could point out that it's really quite disturbing that this product is offering a violent intimate adventure.
Instead though, I'll just point at the email's title and giggle. Net Cow - what your cybergirlfriend turns into when the relationship's over.
Ponderous penis in 110 seconds!
If Freud had written the sequel to "Gone in 60 seconds".
I was very pleased with the denouements of my requests, and will send all intimates to order from them.
In fact, I think my underpants made a purchase earlier today!
The tablets is absorbed at the oral fissure and moves into the fluid direct rather of progressing through the tummytum.
So much mirth. So little time.
An ENORMOUS disclosure in Herbaceous Knowledge has authorized a squad of 80 specified physicians to create a tablet
I shall now petition the Herbaceous Knowledge for a week's holiday.
Relish your living with Somebody Increment Hormone
But I'd rather have the chicken...
October 25, 2007
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Aussies clinch Trophy
Cycling in Disability Olympics
World Service Radio schedules
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Team or Tennis is Mauresmo?
Basketball Brilliant Bulls.
England Adams ready for key is.
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Editors blog clockwatch set or examine Chelsea
Tools, Feeds, Television Downloads
By Allback Allbacks goal sends in man crashing
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Pakistan pair is hit doping bans Aussies
Readings of stars
Act colourful?
Tophy final in sports
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
I think this has something for everybody.
Cycling in Disability Olympics
World Service Radio schedules
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Team or Tennis is Mauresmo?
Basketball Brilliant Bulls.
England Adams ready for key is.
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Editors blog clockwatch set or examine Chelsea
Tools, Feeds, Television Downloads
By Allback Allbacks goal sends in man crashing
Latest in sports.
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
Pakistan pair is hit doping bans Aussies
Readings of stars
Act colourful?
Tophy final in sports
Homepage Athletics in Snooker
I think this has something for everybody.
A novel churns Neighbors
It really is poets' corner today.
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AM Radio newscasts indepth programs
Choppy waters ahead
Pink poodles upsurge violence
Saddam crimes against humanity
yes?
no?
Results!
Cable Network Roadside exploded
Eastern emergency
wild sports photos
Police said blast ripped through crowded capitals
Captain got three or teens sent in from a school
...nice
get Podcasts
Listen
AM Radio newscasts indepth programs
Choppy waters ahead
Pink poodles upsurge violence
Saddam crimes against humanity
yes?
no?
Results!
Cable Network Roadside exploded
Eastern emergency
wild sports photos
Police said blast ripped through crowded capitals
Captain got three or teens sent in from a school
...nice
If living with ribbon throw at debutante over
Roger that control. Over and out.
Hey Catalina
Another from the collection of our favourite beatnik spammers
Slow as a snail. A snail's pace.
Top of the morning.
Turn over a new leaf.
What goes up must come down.
Pull it up by the roots.
Stop, look and listen.
A stick in the mud.
Your all washed up.
Plain as water.
Your in hot water.
Take a Look buddy
There's no time like the present.
Slow as a snail. A snail's pace.
Top of the morning.
Turn over a new leaf.
What goes up must come down.
Pull it up by the roots.
Stop, look and listen.
A stick in the mud.
Your all washed up.
Plain as water.
Your in hot water.
Take a Look buddy
There's no time like the present.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Somewhere in a smokey cafebar, a jazz trio provide backing for a beatnik poet of the moden age:
Edit article of History?
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Science funny bizarre.
Young Pearl of jam.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Federal court a seek million Timberlake.
Envy in boast am proud rude easily!
Lyrics letting note think.
Tiled sprites allowed longer.
Donkey Kong of Country Virtua.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Fond shun fly.
Maupassant or person private?
Gossip radiohead
Bottom Iron Soldier
Head is Disc is Barry Manilow in Sixties
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson.
Excited Jayz.
Edit article of History?
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Science funny bizarre.
Young Pearl of jam.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Federal court a seek million Timberlake.
Envy in boast am proud rude easily!
Lyrics letting note think.
Tiled sprites allowed longer.
Donkey Kong of Country Virtua.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Fond shun fly.
Maupassant or person private?
Gossip radiohead
Bottom Iron Soldier
Head is Disc is Barry Manilow in Sixties
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson
Excited Jayz.
Sovereign birdman of Janet Jackson.
Excited Jayz.
tattered bride, crispy submarine
...when waterside weddings go bad.
botched tornado
Sorry! My bad - I forgot the flying cow.
smallpox turbofan
No thanks, I just installed a bronchitis air conditioner.
analyses brazilian angus
Angus says "You missed a spot".
Luxury villa rentals with pool. Masseuse thrown in
Thanks, but I prefer my pool to be masseuse-free....
Bank Courrier Job Don't Miss
That's right, keep piling on the pressure. If you're that worried about it, YOU shoot them.
Your dog can be the best learner you've ever had.
....but I teach guitar?
Re: Bruces useful information
There's nothing Neitzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist....
neon puddles walkman. dont.
Oh don't worry, I wouldn't.
Not since the release of the argon lake iPod.
Not since the release of the argon lake iPod.
October 24, 2007
Raquel thought this was great, hoping you will too.
Actually, I found its performance somewhat lacklustre.
October 23, 2007
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Is "qooydwfjcqmewoshvhyl" the new word the kids are using now?
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As of now, October will only consist of 9 days (although the 9th day will be a few minutes shorter than usual).
Get you Complimentry give today grimes
Mmmm. Complimentary grime day today.
Be superman in bed
Wear your underpants on the outside...of the sheets.
Please ring Violet urgently...
OK, I better practise my Urgent Voice.
October 22, 2007
a disinclination towards self-support by means of work on the part of
I'm thinking of making this into an inspirational poster.
October 11, 2007
I offer you an interesting position in my/our company...
Choose your own wage...and your manager's name...
"Greetings, Our surveys show that %RRND_DIGIT[2]% of people of your age are not satisfied with their monthly earnings and wish to make more. That is why I/we would like to offer you an opportunity of part-time work. To earn 1%RRND_DIGIT[2]-4%RRND_DIGIT[2] AU$ a week you have to spend 3-4 hours a week. You need a contact telephone preferably a mobile, a computer and internet. If you are reading these lines, it means you have everything you need to start earn. The employment lasts till the end of the month; I have %RRND_DIGIT[2]% vacancies in your neighborhod so far. You will have to process payments from our clients. It is a simple work, which requires attentiveness and quality. We provide training and everything you need for the job. Initial Investments from you are not required. Who are we? We are a large multinational auto corporation. If you choose to become our employee you will receive a 5% discount on the purchase of a automobile from our corporation as an additional bonus and we will help you to obtain a credit, if necessary. We will be happy to supply you with any additional information. To speed up our response, please send me an email to: ...@yahoo.com Looking forward to your reply, SFIRST_NAME SLAST_NAME Manager of Department"
"Greetings, Our surveys show that %RRND_DIGIT[2]% of people of your age are not satisfied with their monthly earnings and wish to make more. That is why I/we would like to offer you an opportunity of part-time work. To earn 1%RRND_DIGIT[2]-4%RRND_DIGIT[2] AU$ a week you have to spend 3-4 hours a week. You need a contact telephone preferably a mobile, a computer and internet. If you are reading these lines, it means you have everything you need to start earn. The employment lasts till the end of the month; I have %RRND_DIGIT[2]% vacancies in your neighborhod so far. You will have to process payments from our clients. It is a simple work, which requires attentiveness and quality. We provide training and everything you need for the job. Initial Investments from you are not required. Who are we? We are a large multinational auto corporation. If you choose to become our employee you will receive a 5% discount on the purchase of a automobile from our corporation as an additional bonus and we will help you to obtain a credit, if necessary. We will be happy to supply you with any additional information. To speed up our response, please send me an email to: ...@yahoo.com Looking forward to your reply, SFIRST_NAME SLAST_NAME Manager of Department"
