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Spamusement
The Spam Poetry Institute
Anthology of Spam Poetry
A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
February 27, 2005
hangman Side effects cannot be anticipated
Actually I can think of a few side effects of hangman. Like an increased tendency for affected persons to guess at letters. Or the loss of ability to write words that don't have a dashed underline.
download programs you need
Don't be stupid - I only download programs I don't need. What would I do with programs that I need?
Are you old enough to see that?
Possibly not. But that's what makes it all the more interesting...
February 24, 2005
Do not drive a car, operate machinery while taking T-Gesic calorimeter
Yes, do not drive a car. Operate machinery.
Home Work for all peoples! Career! Decent earning
Awwwwwwwwwww, I hate homework! I don't want to make a career out of it!
Important Newsletter: rulezz cigarettes ord
Cigarettes rule, but in a pretty ordinary way.
The Bull is Back in Select Small Caps
I'm not sure if this means the bull is created out of a font using small capital letters, or if the bull is wearing a selection of this summer's latest styles of baseball caps.
Either way: Huh?
Either way: Huh?
i tried calling last night
How'd that work out for you? Think you'll try it again?
February 20, 2005
15 minutes is almost instant
Almost. But not quite.
On our way to a fire, are we?
Are we?
February 16, 2005
Take 1, and wait for 15mins then go
One what? And go where?
36hrs to make love!!! thats just crazy
It sure is!! Pretty tedious too, I imagine!
Tell me this is something your pills are curing, not causing...?
Tell me this is something your pills are curing, not causing...?
February 15, 2005
Enhance your anatomy
Yes, make your head larger.
Become a Rolex Dealer at school
SCHOOL! What grade? First, second??
February 14, 2005
Stranegr Ptrvrees cleemoptly dumb
It's a worrying email when you can't even work out what the words were supposed to say.
Or maybe I am just sweet and innocent?
Or maybe I am just sweet and innocent?
Never Seen Broadband Videos
Never? Quite a challenge for those making them, then. They had to blindfold the cameramen, and all the editing was done with the guy facing the opposite wall.
February 13, 2005
Senders...
Disentangling D. Adrift (was obviously adrift because he was tangled in something)
Surprising K. Brainier (smarter than you think, but you'd never guess)
Intrusions H. Buggiest (he of the buggiest intrusions)
Notifications O. Filets (tells you when your fish and chips is ready)
Babe C. Yeses (obviously someone's fantasy)
Surprising K. Brainier (smarter than you think, but you'd never guess)
Intrusions H. Buggiest (he of the buggiest intrusions)
Notifications O. Filets (tells you when your fish and chips is ready)
Babe C. Yeses (obviously someone's fantasy)
Current direction to ridding mass!
Yes, go in this direction!
I sent Sent You an E-Card From AOL E-Cards !
Ah yes, from my good friend I sent.
February 06, 2005
Astounding make deal irresistable buddhism
Interesting way to encourage people into your religion. I wonder what the irresistible deal is?
Wet Housewife wants to date you
We'll talk about it after someone finds that poor woman a towel.
February 03, 2005
Senders...
Unconventional E. Panicking
Filling P. Masochistic
Spritzing F. Wigwagged
Filling P. Masochistic
Spritzing F. Wigwagged
Re: talk about her tabs
Yeah, her tabs! I mean, her spaces were great, and her capital letters just brilliant, but those tabs...!
We have a perspective job for You!
One where all you need is perspective?
Rolex is not for all.Is it for you ? [neonatal]
Newborns aren't normally into telling the time, so possibly Rolexes aren't for them.
February 02, 2005
How would you like to be called REVEREND?
How would you be if I said I DON'T?
Heyllooo, Dear
Heyllooo, dear, how was your day at the office?
Crystal Clear High Speed Videos
They have to be crystal clear. If they weren't, you wouldn't be able to see them, with the high speeds they travel at and all.
