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A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
January 08, 2009
Women always peck on rich-looking men
ouch! ouch! OUCH!!
Jessica moaned until she woke the neighbours
Then, for hours after, the neighbours moaned back. It wasn't fun. I won't have her over again, she's just too damn noisy.
Your wife need your attention? Solve all the problems with IT.
That's right, you can set up your house to be controlled by computer, and she'll think it's all you! Recorded greetings play as she walks in the door; a robot says "uh huh" a lot when she tells stories about her day; then, in the bedroom...
Hey, are you the guy who cannot make love?
Yeah - and the guy about to make you think twice about calling me that next time.
She can have an orgasm just by looking at your watch
Because she knows she's got a time limit...?
Your online has expired
...oh no! NOT MY ONLINE!!
Receive the watch you've always dreamt of
Many's the morning I have woken up disappointed when I realised I hadn't already received that watch that haunts my dreams...
I bet you forgot me
Correct.
