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Anthology of Spam Poetry
A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
August 28, 2006
Hi my Dear Stranger!
Gosh, you're awfully friendly, aren't you?
real things are happening
No, they aren't. It's just your imagination.
paper money is not real
But it has a serial number. And a watermark. Is there something more I should know?
time is now
It is?? Oh no! How did it get so late?
Gotham City Newsletter Vol 4 - This weeks Picks
Batman is picking stocks!!
everything should be ok
awwwwwwwww :)
Although apparently I have to purchase some sort of pill first.
Although apparently I have to purchase some sort of pill first.
wo test
Wo!
Yeah, it works.
Yeah, it works.
Better Future, whip graftage
Just read the small print before the grafting goes ahead.
Better Future, wolf man
But only during the full moon.
Better Future, wheat weigher
It's a grainy job, but someone has to do it.
I quite like this "better future" series of spam. :)
I quite like this "better future" series of spam. :)
shoot.DO
What? Shoot it? Where we will start the Sol-Fa scale then?
Better Future, wife-awed
I agree, most men will certainly have a better future if they remain in awe of their wives.
She will forget her name once she sees your new cock as the result of taking Penis Enlarge Patch.
Why - who takes the drug?
You're not ugly
Er, thanks. I really wasn't worrying about that, but it's, um, nice to be told (I think).
are you interesting your health?
No, but it is hard to amuse. Normally I just stick it in front of the television until it falls asleep.
Dutch French Polish Brazilian
He must make great coffee.
Better Future, witch stick
Is that a weird way of saying you are giving me a magic wand?
Forum: HELL
You don't want to know what they discuss there. (Besides, everyone is always getting flamed.)
You're looking to the new American Idol
No, I'm looking at my computer.
Use your imagination. Boost your carreer
I was going to take a course or something, but...yeah, ok. Imagination could possibly score me a promotion...
August 16, 2006
tremendous cockatoo
Must be seen - and heard - to be believed!
August 10, 2006
is it me you looking for?
"Hope I am bnot writing to wrong address. I am nibce, pretty looking
girl. I am planning on visiting your townb this month. Can
bwe meet each other in person?"
I think the correct response is...unfortunately bno, it is not byou I am looking bfor. Please bkeep your bb's away from my townb.
girl. I am planning on visiting your townb this month. Can
bwe meet each other in person?"
I think the correct response is...unfortunately bno, it is not byou I am looking bfor. Please bkeep your bb's away from my townb.
August 07, 2006
evangelist dwarf
Small, but persuasive.
