A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.

June 23, 2005

Small Pen-is? Q7

Is this a trivia clue? Q7, another word for small pen?
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Roocky

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Do not lose your chance!!

I won't. I've put it in a very safe place.
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June 21, 2005

Wild Obscene teen videos! Cum and visit!

I don't want to seem nitpicking, or encourage you in your teen videos. But wouldn't visitors visit first, then...?
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Do you currently own a home?

No, do you want to give me one?
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For our client (irritates)

I love being irritated.
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June 17, 2005

overwhelmingly important email - longer longer longer

Oh no! This email is getting so much more overwhelmingly important by the second that I don't think I can stand to read it anymore!
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June 14, 2005

overwhelmingly important letter - MAKE IT LONGER

This letter is so overwhelmingly important you *must* make it longer!!
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June 05, 2005

Tired of losing Trades?

Yes!! First all the plumbers disappeared, then all the carpenters, and I'm quite sure I haven't seen a tiler in *days*...
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Medicat ions shipped to you, confidentially

So glad you are discreet. I hate people knowing I have to order ions for my cat.
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Wish your favorite dreamy celebrity was nude?

I'm guessing they are nude occasionally, unless they shower fully clothed.
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