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Spamusement
The Spam Poetry Institute
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A blog of the some of the strangest spam email titles (and the occasional message) that you are likely to find.
June 25, 2006
Hi, wine ferment
I know wine ferment is probably just wine but...ewwwwwwwww
Your wealth, link polygon
So many links they don't even make a recognisable geometric shape.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9
There's nothing like a good joke...
Hi, rosemary oil
Hey there, Eucalyptus Dust Mite Wash!
Your future, blue mixer
Destined to spend life as a blue mixer drink...
jobs from overseas (ref - 3813/chimpanzee)
w00t! I got the job as the chimpanzee! :D
How do you turn it on?
Press the button marked "Off".
Your life, log dog
Log dog: like a lap dog, but instead, sits on logs.
Log Dog - this is your life!
Log Dog - this is your life!
Hi, tinkle-tankle
I HATE that nickname!! Who told you about that nickname?!
You have Won!, ill-cemented
First prize for worst cement - what an honour.
where bills scare
Is this a new kid's storybook?
Where the Wild Bills Are?
Where the Wild Bills Are?
Your money, orange basketworm
Hah! All you know! I'm a RED basketworm!
YOU keep the profits, title page
I keep the profits and the title page?
Or I am the title page?
So confusing...
Or I am the title page?
So confusing...
June 12, 2006
Probably Jarrett ear
Sounds serious. Is there a cream for that?
Don't let your dream mate pass you by
Right. Make them always walk behind you.
Your account has been flagged!
Cool!! What kind of flag?
Payless for a replica ewkkx
I have been eyeing off a genuine ewkkx; just how much less would I pay?
June 08, 2006
rainwater mandate
You MUST rainwater!!
tablespoon uncommonly
I wonder what's uncommon about it?
win win situation H Y W I . P K Sweating blood.
Winning is all very well but if I have to sweat blood...sorry, I'm out.
carpentry whereabouts
Thank goodness! I thought I'd lost the carpentry forever!!
X an ax now
X that ax!
health food infant
Child, with no added sugar or preservatives.
June 06, 2006
orbital an eastwards giraffe September
In March, however, the giraffe orbits westward, due to the tilt of the Earth.
double spaced touchy
The double spacing makes it a little harder to reach, but I'm sure it's still fun for all involved.
Watcher daily news
Just don't lose track of your slayer while you are reading it.
innocently fruits
Fruit by day...
June 04, 2006
hi, radio set
Beep.
syrup drip-dry
Everyone knows syrup should be tumble dried.
